So, Justin has a speech on Monday, and he decided he wanted to talk about “How to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend” Here are some main pointers from the speech that I enjoyed (he’s so brilliant!!! Lol)
- If you go on a date, to an expensive restaurant; guys forget your wallet, leave it at home or in the car. Girls order twice as much food. It doesn’t matter if you eat it or not.
- Guys whenever she calls pick up the phone and every time answer with another girls name, “Is this Narcissa?” or “Hello, Flo?”. Get the picture?
- Girls whenever you’re on the phone with him, fall asleep after a few minutes. To add to the effect, begin snoring loudly.
- If anyone inquires if your still dating, respond with “We were dating???” or “Your what hurts???”
- And if that doesn’t work, pack your bags and move to
Rather inspiring isn’t it??? Give him a hand folks!!!!
6 comments:
That's my boy
Only Justin!! He is so bad!!!!
beautiful job justin. i'm so proud of you!
Wow! I'm so impressed! He should do a report on "How to Rid of Stalkers." Some of your faithful readers might get good use of his wisdom and insight. Nicole
Haha...that SO sounds like Justin...
I'm just wondering..Has he pulled these tricks on someone or has he learned from someone doing it to HIM??? Hmmm...will we ever know the truth???
You know Katie, he really does sound a little too convincing doesn't he?? it just makes me wonder as well... I shall have to ask him this!!!! Lol
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